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Matt Groening语录大全 - 励志·智慧·人生

作者：Matt Groening  [全部名言]

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“Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.”
— Matt Groening  ·  No category
“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”
— Matt Groening  ·  Love
“Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.”
— Matt Groening  ·  No category
“Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.”
— Matt Groening  ·  No category
“If money is the root of all evil, then why do we have to have jobs?”
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“Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.”
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“When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”
— Matt Groening  ·  No category
“I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?”
— Matt Groening  ·  No category
“Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.”
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“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.”
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“I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.”
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“I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.”
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“I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.”
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“You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.”
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“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!”
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“All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.”
— Matt Groening  ·  No category
“When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.”
— Matt Groening  ·  No category
“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”
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“It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”
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“What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?”
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