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Henny Youngman语录大全 - 励志·智慧·人生

作者：Henny Youngman  [全部名言]

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“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
— Henny Youngman  ·  Drinking
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”
— Henny Youngman  ·  No category
“I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in- law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.”
— Henny Youngman  ·  No category
“I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in- law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.”
— Henny Youngman  ·  No category
“If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”
— Henny Youngman  ·  No category
“My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.”
— Henny Youngman  ·  No category
“My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.”
— Henny Youngman  ·  Drinking
“I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.”
— Henny Youngman  ·  No category
“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.”
— Henny Youngman  ·  Atheism
“Whata€?s the use of happiness? It cana€?t buy you money.”
— Henny Youngman  ·  No category
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