"Nietsche is Pietsche.'"

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"The artist must create a spark before he can make a fire and before art is born, the artist must be ready to be consumed by the fire of his own creation."

"The best things in life don't make sense."

"The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman."

"Compassion is no substitute for justice."

"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent."

"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."