"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked."

"One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it."

"No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar."

"Beat a man with the strength of you argument, not with the strength of your arm."

"Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed."

"To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so."