Laparocolotomy

Carl, you're sure you've never played?

Carl，你肯定你从来没玩过吗？

Please send us your price list of quartz clocks.

请寄给我们贵方的石英钟价目单。

My dear friend, Mathilde. Let me tell you something. That necklace you borrowed from me wasn't a real diamond necklace. It wasn't valuable at all. The stones in the necklace were made of glass. It was worth five hundred francs at the most.

玛蒂尔德，我亲爱的朋友。让我告诉你吧。你向我借的那条项链并不是一条真的钻石项链。那条项链根本不值钱。项链中的宝石是玻璃做的。它最多值500法郎。