"Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups."

"If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun."

"The less a man makes declarative statements the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect."

"The idea that men are created free and equal is both true and misleading: men are created different; they lose their social freedom and their individual autonomy in seeking to become like each other."

"People remember you better if you wear the same outfit."

"'Tisn't life that matters! 'Tis the courage you bring to it."

"No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never pleasant to have a rifle pointed at one's back."

"Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever."

"No profit grows where is no pleasure ta'en; In brief, sir, study what you most affect."

"He who doesn't look ahead remains behind."

"A groundless rumor often covers a lot of ground."

"The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself."