"The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.''"

"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it."

"I'm never going to be famous. I don't do anything, not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more."

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."

"Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses."

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex."

"As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something."

"A guilty conscience needs no accuser."

"All that is in this world is vanity, but to love God and to serve only Him."

"Television is the first truly democratic culture -- the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want."

"You can always turn your back on a person, but you can never turn your back on a drug... especially when it's waving a hunting knife in your eyes."