"When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic."

"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out."

"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."

"I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world."

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"If dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"

"He is one of those peple who would be enormously improved by death"

"Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him."

"A society deadened by a smothering network of laws while finding release in moral chaos is not likely to be either happy or stable."

"Always render more and better service than is expected of you, no matter what your task may be."

"The best, most beautiful, and most perfect way that we have of expressing a sweet concord of mind to each other is by music."

"He said not 'Thou shalt not be tempested, thou shalt not be travailed, thou shalt not be dis-eased'; but he said, 'Thou shalt not be overcome.'"