"Violence is unnecessary and costly. Peace is the only way."

"A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella."

"We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done."

"Do you want to know the secret of pain? If you just stop feeling it, you can start to use it."

"A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally."

"When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep on walking."

"When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the American flag."

"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing."

"All prosperity begins in the mind and is dependent only on the full use of our creative imagination."

"Dieu me pardonnera. C'est son metier. (God will forgive me. It's his job.)"

"Improvements are invented only by those who can feel that something is not good."

"How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese."