"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell."

"The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose."

"Judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them."

"True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible."

"Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine."

"Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything."