"Do not be content with showing friendship in words alone, let your heart burn with loving kindness for all who may cross your path."

"Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares."

"I love and I hate. How can this be, you ask in vain. I know not, but I feel it to be so and am wracked with pain."

"Be generous but not extravagant, be frugal but not miserly."

"Joy is not a thing, it is in us."

"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."

"Do not condemn the man that cannot think or act as fast as you can, because there was a time when you could not do things as well as you can today."

"The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards -- and even then I have my doubts."

"Colleges typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after you hung the parchment on the wall. People might ask for a rebate."

"I can endure my own despair but not another's hope."

"The trail is the thing, not the end of the trail. Travel too fast and you miss all you are traveling for."

"And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first--an attempted suicide."