"Whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends [life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness] it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new government..."

"...But separate a man from his car- that's inhuman."

"Thinking rationally is often different from 'positive thinking,' in that it is a realistic assessment of the situation, with a view towards rectifying the problem if possible."

"Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it."

"[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...]"

"The reason why so few people are agreeable in conversation is that each is thinking more about what he intends to say than about what others are saying, and we never listen when we are eager to speak."

"Remember that the evil which is now in the world will only get more powerful, and that it is not evil which conquers evil, but only love."

"Expect everything, and anything seems nothing. Expect nothing, and anything seems everything."

"Will you succeed? Yes you will indeed! (98 and 34 percent guaranteed.)"

"Your problems and mine, they are nothing new. They are all just another small part of the generic nightmare."

"Though force can protect in emergency, only justice, fairness, consideration and co-operation can finally lead men to the dawn of eternal peace."

"Science is organized knowledge."