"There is nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl."

"Marxists are people whose insides are torn up day after day because they want to rule the world and no one will even publish their letter to the editor."

"Your purpose in relationships is simply to be your best self, regardless of the circumstances."

"We find comfort among those who agree with us--growth among those who don't."

"Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?"

"To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer."

"From error to error one discovers the entire truth."

"The great end of life is not knowledge, but action."

"To be conscious that we are perceiving or thinking is to be conscious of our own existence."

"The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight."

"Men of ill judgment oft ignore the goodThat lies within their hands, till they have lost it."

"Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."