"Golf is the most fun I've ever had, with my clothes on."

"She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth ... or anywhere else."

"Better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loved a tall."

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing."

"The reason why so few people are agreeable in conversation is that each is thinking more about what he intends to say than about what others are saying, and we never listen when we are eager to speak."

"Life is very important to Americans."

"The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky"

"Future is in the sky."

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

"What we do is less than a drop in the ocean. But if it were missing, the ocean would lack something."

"Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death."

"However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional manner ... sulking and nausea."