"Step with care and great tact And remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act Just never forget to be dexterous and deft And never mix up your right foot with your left."

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

"A person's a person, no matter how small."

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."

"I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues."

"Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them."

"The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here."

"But no perfection is so absolute, That some impurity doth not pollute."

"The wages of sin are death, but the benefits include dental, major medical, two week paid vacation, pension fund, and stock options. Actually, taken as a package, it's a rather attractive deal."

"God's in His Heaven, all's right with the world"

"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Man invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."

"Nor need we be surprised that men so often embrace almost any doctrines, if they are proclaimed with a voice of absolute assurance."