"I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any taint of vice whose strong corruption inhabits our frail blood."

"There is a tide in the affairs of men Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune; Omitted, all the voyage of their life Is bound in shallows and in miseries."

"But no perfection is so absolute, That some impurity doth not pollute."

"What a deformed thief this fashion is."

"Foolery... does walk about the orb like the sun; it shines everywhere."

"Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible to feelings as to sight?"

"The best kind of wealth is to give up inordinate desires."

"The path of precept is long, that of example short and effectual."

"A doctor saves lives -- It's up to people to create lives that are worth saving."

"If you have one foot in tomorrow and one foot in yesterday, you're bound to find yourself pissing on today."

"To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else."

"When all think alike, no one thinks very much."